Friday, June 18, 2010

C Me Dance-Maria's Take

I tried to go into this film with an open mind. That lasted about five minutes. See, I was just plumb excited to watch a good ol' fashion wholesome Christian film; instead, I got this God-forsaken piece of cinematic crap. From the moment the leading lady, Sherie is introduced as "Sure-Ree," I was done with this movie.

Here's the thing, this isn't a film like "The Room" which is well-known for its craptastic filmmaking, rather, this film is actually watched...by Christian fundamentalists. It follows teenage dancer (wholesome ballet, not like the Devil's damned ballroom nonsense,) Sure-Ree, who, upon collapsing discovers she is in the late stages of leukemia. After the first mention of her terminal disease, it is only briefly re-mentioned when necessary to continuing the plot. Anyway, Sure-Ree has cancer and gets magical powers; she can bring people to God using the power of her mind. Confused yet?

Oh, it gets so much better.

Sure-Ree's dad, who looks like a majorly bloated Beau Bridges, helps Sure-Ree gather a flock to shepherd into God's loving hands. Of course, all this Jesus-lovin' pisses off Satan. Satan wears contacts and a trench coat. The trench coat proves he's evil.

Long story short, Satan tries to stop Sure-Ree, but *spoiler* fails. God triumphs over everything, peace and love, blah, blah, blah.

People eat this shit up like it is candy. This movie was so saccharine and full of meaning it hurt. I wanted to love this movie for all that it was, but I just couldn't. Where "The Room" made me laugh and even inspired me a little bit, this film really pissed me off. It uses film to manipulate. Any attempt at art is overshadowed by its overwhelming sentiment.

1 comment:

  1. The trailer was odious.

    Does this film really have a substantial evangelical audience? Or are we just making an assumption based on how it seems targeted?

    Consider "Blackenstein." Today, we are likely to mistake this movie as part of a Blacksploitation canon, but in its day it barely had a theatrical release, and was watched by virtually no one of any race.

    Just sayin'...

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